Tuesday, February 26, 2008
At this point we have all seen the Sarah Silverman (I lover her!) video about f*cking Matt Damon. (Why can’t I just type fucking? What’s my damage?) Anyway, now Jimmy Kimmel has posted his response, ‘I’m f*cking Ben Affleck’. It’s hilarious too. And so many celebs got in on it… totally funny. But it got me wondering. Who would you rather f*ck? Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?
(gay or straight, boy or girl, just play along. it’s a rhetorical thing… right?)
So far I’m the only Ben Affleck out of 4 votes? C’mon people now….
Posted by Jonathan on 02/26 at 02:14 AMI am totally feeling Matt Damon more than Ben Affleck - but who am I kidding, I would probably do them both.
You know, if I was not a respectable mother of two.
Posted by soapbox.SUPERSTAR on 02/26 at 06:23 AMUm, yeah. Totally agree with soapbox.SUPERSTAR. Can I do them both together?
I’ve always had a thing for Matt Damon, though. He is SO my type.
Posted by Karen on 02/26 at 08:52 AMI chose Matt Damon because…i like matt damon more than Ben affleck. Call me crazy, but I think Matt damon is better than ben affleck.
Posted by Yoshi on 02/26 at 11:34 AMi gotta admit. i think matt is better too… plus it was so hot when he said “on the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini bar…”
Posted by daniel on 02/26 at 12:29 PMI hadn’t seen the new video. I think Sarah’s is a lot better because it’s the original idea but the second one is very good and funny because of all the people in it. So I did the only thing I could, I laughed out loud.
I voted for Matt because he annoys me a lot less than Ben.
Posted by Colin Brooks on 02/26 at 02:53 PMI prefer Matt Damon. I think he’s way hotter. (;
I thought the second video was hilarious because of the people in it. Harrison Ford, people! Harrison Ford’s bumper sticker! OMG! XD
Posted by Poe on 02/26 at 03:39 PMMatt’s just not my type. Ben really isn’t either, but between the two I’d go for Ben. Wow I’m having such dirty thoughts about Ben Affleck now. lol
Posted by thisisdanyul on 02/26 at 05:25 PM@colin: i like sarah’s better too.
@pandora: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! honk if it’s your birthday
@danyul: oh no i know. it’s a naughty poll…
Posted by daniel on 02/26 at 06:47 PM*honks* It’s my birthday! XD Thank you, sweets! *mwah*
I liked Jimmy’s just for the sheer star power in it. Amazing.
Posted by Poe on 02/26 at 06:52 PMAlas, with Ben there’s always the chance he’ll pull an “Ad Duck” and scream out “AFLAC” at an optimum time.
Posted by azlee on 02/26 at 11:18 PMIn my version, Ben keeps his mouth shut (mostly). And he looks like he did back in the day when he had that black and white shirtless GQ cover.
Posted by Jonathan on 02/26 at 11:42 PMlooks like the public has spoken!
Posted by daniel on 02/27 at 08:25 AMI wouldn’t complain about either, but if I had to choose, I’d fuck Matt Damon.
Posted by katili on 02/28 at 12:22 AM
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