Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Fabio Salsa via Waxy.
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
These must have been around before, but I got the laugh I needed.
Redone Romance Novels via In4mador!
Friday, December 23, 2005
Undress-me Mug via Geisha asobi.
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Pimp My Nutcracker via Swirlspice.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
A Letter To Santa (For Big Boys And Girls) via Wild Scorpy. I put mine in the extended.
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Richard’s Office party. It was patrick who spiked the punch with too much red wine. I can’t help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good—-smelled and tasted just like fooch.
I thought it was funny when I put Amy’s top on my head and danced the macarena on the leather sofa while singing `Hung Up’. I didn’t mean to break Richard’s computer and don’t know why Richard would accuse me of theft.
I don’t remember calling Mark’s wife a bright pig—-even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Allison’s husband’s weiner, it was only because I ate too much of that corn.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my VW Beetle through my neighbor’s living room. I don’t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a beautiful cat and have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa…here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all burly and adorable. And I’m really not to blame for any of this cuddly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most—-bail money!
Sincerely and cautiously yours,
daniel (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It’s only 22 bucks!
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
..to ruin some good clean holiday fun. But hey, all the tools were there. I’m just sayin’.
Build Your Own Snowman via Pinkfin.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Give The Jew Girl Toys via Fimoculous.com.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
This has been torturing me.
Virgin Game via Tummy Monsters.
(It’s not what you think! Post your answers in the comments, will ya?)