Saturday, May 29, 2004
Ahh. Home for lunch. Back to normal for now. I like it. But I miss the excitement of the big store…
So I am listening to Michelle Pfheiffer and Maxwell Caulfeild singing (Love Will) Turn Back the Hands of Time. Grease 2. Ya gotta love it.
“Uh-oh turn back, uh-oh turn back the haaands of time”
Found on a great mp3 blog called A Million Love Songs via Zbornak.
I Like You. It's so cute... via Popdex.
Thursday, May 27, 2004
The best milk commercial ever. I like it better than the one where the guy's arms come off! Too bad it's an Icelandic campaign, and not ours...
Be sure to check out the postcards too. They're sassy.
Muu via Uffish.
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
You can't be serious! Gilligan's Island, The Reality Show via Waxy.
You'll get a kick out of this (which I did!)... Slurm's Secret Ingredient
Sunday, May 23, 2004
The Dialectizer takes text or other web pages and instantly creates parodies of them! Try it out by selecting a dialect, then entering a URL or English text.Run that page through here, really... The Dialectizer
Saturday, May 22, 2004
Apparently my plan for the weekend is to not sleep at all. I have been up all night. Eat. Drink. Surf. Repeat. I have found some fun links though. Too bad nothing to top something from earlier today... However, you must be 18 months or older to view it. Live Nude Cats via Idle Type.
Thursday, May 20, 2004
[Bart and Milhouse jumping on a bed in dresses when Homer walks in]: Homer: Argh!! What's going on? And I want a non-gay explanation! Milhouse: We're drunk...really drunk. Homer: Oh thank God.
Homer: And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?100 Simpsons Quotes over at Pickle Juice.
Sometimes the best beer is a root beer via Everlasting Blort.
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
This made me feel all special and romantic...I cannot speak for all married people, but I can speak for myself. Marriage has been so good to me that I cannot imagine not sharing it with anyone who wants it. I celebrate your weddings, and I offer the greatest gift I have: That you receive in your married life the joy I have had in mine, and that you share that joy, every day, with an open and loving heart. You're about to be married. There is nothing better.It's meant for all the same sex couples in Massachusetts, but great advice for anyone. A Quick Note to About-To-Be Married Gays and Lesbians via Uffish.
Sunday, May 16, 2004
I thought this was too funny.The following is a meticulously detailed recap of a news segment that appeared on the Chicago FOX news affiliate on Wednesday, May 5th, 2004. The topic was weblogs and it was called "Blah Blah Blogging." No, really.Blogging! The Latest Cyber Craze! (I was reading Popdex...)
It' so completely not what you think! That's why it's funny. Nice-Tits.org (totally work safe) via NewYorkish. The Shoe Project. You like shoes, don't you? via Idle Type.
Friday, May 14, 2004
I usually like Jimmy Fallon...What if Prince was a skinny white guy who had to meet his girlfriend's boring family? Check it out. Saturday Night Live's Jimmy Fallon proves that he's got the pipes in this goofy-yet-soulful falsetto frolic.Idiot Boyfriend (ifilm movie) via del.icio.us.
Thursday, May 13, 2004
Was someone talking about people with too much time on their hands? Milk & Cereal via briansean.
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
This is the strangest thing I have ever seen. Ever. It's fascinating, frightening, interesting and disturbing. All at the same time. Like a 60's psychedelic muppet. That is evil. And strange. Shaye St. John via blort.