Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Not really work safe, but pretty fun!
via Uffish.
click to make your own...
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Now that I'm leaving for Mexico in a few days, I realize something. I don't speak a word of Spanish. Luckily, with Lawren's helpful online research, I will have all the phrases I need to get by. Such as:It's better in the States. Es mejor en los Estados Unidos. How much is that in real money? ¿Cuánto es en moneda estable? I would very much like to meet you again when you are sober. Será un placer volver a verle [verla], pero cuándo usted esté sobrio [sobria]. I know I'm naked, could you just tell me how to get back to the hotel? Ya se que estoy calato; sólo quiero saber cómo volver al hotel.The Zompist Phrasebook.
Saturday, April 17, 2004
So I'm sitting here thinking about my day wondering what I have to write about. Nothing. I swear it was the most boring day ever. Richard worked all day. In fact he's still there. So I was on my own all day. I really like being on my own. I think I value my alone time almost a little too much. I don't answer the phone. I bail out on plans with friends. It gets so bad that I am even annoyed when Richard gets home. Hmm. Healthy to be comfortable alone, or an unhealthy loner? Hard to say. I chalk it up to my line of work. I do have to talk to people all day long, you know. No cubicle for me! Although I do pray for one. Often. What else happened today? Hmm. Well I was shat on at the gym again. Nothing new there. This time I put my towel over my face and looked at the people on either side of me disgustedly. I think it was the older woman. She looked guilty. I think I must be the only one who doesn't have odor issues at the gym. Well, at least my ass isn't exploding! I have to stop mentioning it here though. It's getting redundant. Just know that if I went to the gym, 99.999% chance that someone farted in my personal breathing space. Nice! Some very pretty people there today though... Just like in that Madonna song:I do yoga and pilates And the room is full of hotties So I'm checking out their bodies And you know I'm satisfiedOnly I don't do yoga or pilates. By the way, have I mentioned that Google is fun?
Friday, April 16, 2004
MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com
I'm really trying to enjoy these last few moments before I have to drag myself into work. It's difficult with the cats trying to kill each other in the next room. At least I am looking forward to a day off tomorrow! Not a weekend, a day off. I'll be working bright and early Sunday morning. That's okay. I'll be on vacation soon enough! Yuck Fou!!! (crazy) via Electric Venom.
Wrybaby via Eye of the Goof
Thursday, April 15, 2004
A great way for kids to spend the summer: THE BRITNEY SPEARS CAMP FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS
Monday, April 12, 2004
One of my favorite reads has a new home! Check out Martinis, Persistence, and a Smile at her fantastic new Movable Type home! (She has always got the goods...) (Hey doll, good luck on those finals! You can do it!) While we are talking about moving... Someone else has a new URL! Go say hi to my good friend Helen!
Saturday, April 10, 2004
Another holiday post. Easter Sunday. Hmm. I remember those Easters as a child. The ones where someone decided to hide real eggs in the hot sun. They were always bad by the time you found them, and had to be thrown away. Why did we even bother to look for them anyway?
One year I really wanted little chicks. We had hatched eggs in school and I really liked the little birds. Mom and dad found little foam and feather jobs somewhere. They were all up and through my basket! I had a fake chick in my pocket for months! So, Easter… what will Google tell me about you?
Well, you can get all the religious stuff at The Easter Page. Happy-Easter.com has some stuff for kids, including jokes. And we’ve all heard of the Easter Eggs in software and movies… here’s the Archive. Finally how about some Peeps? I mean a lot of Peeps (via Geisha asobi)!
Friday, April 09, 2004
Ha ha… I got this little cartoon in my email this morning. It made me laugh! I like the little cat/squirrel guy. But now I want a coffee.
Mmm, Starbucks.
One of the things I always do when exploring a new weblog is read the first month in archives. I always find it entertaining and insightful. Today I read my own. I feel sorry for posting all that drivel. Why did I type “Yay” so much? I don’t talk like that… Ugh. And all the exclamation points? It’s like reading a speech impediment.
Ah well, it’s in the past now!
Let’s move on with The Big Orange Button. It’s an ad for something, but I swear I clicked that thing for five solid minutes! “If you don’t like what you see when you press it, just do it again.” Good fun!
via Idle Type.
Thursday, April 08, 2004
K’ this is pretty funny even if you don’t follow politics that close!
You’ve seen Queer Eye... Are you ready for the Right Wing Eye?
via chrisafer.com, and jessemcpherson.com.
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
...would take soliciting calls on purpose? Everyone hates getting soliciting calls. It’s the worst. How do they always manage to call during dinner? If only you had a quarter for every soliciting call you got….
Hmm, getting paid to listen to sales calls? Well now you can! adnoodle.com.
via radioalice.com
Wow. Spring has definitely sprung over here. I love all the beautiful trees and junk, the flowers, and all that springy crap. Just so long as I am inside an air-conditioned building with all the windows and doors sealed. I am allergic to spring. I sneezed at least ten times on my short drive to work. I was a drugged up runny mess all day.
Nothing interesting happens when you’re in that state. In fact, people tend to avoid you.
Googling "sneeze" was fun! It turns out that there is such a thing as a sneezing fetish. Who knew?
Morgan Fairchild is a robot?